Christmas approaches like stampede of really fast animals. I should probably be able to name once since I'm sure it has been rescued by Diego in one of the million episodes we watch daily. I was so angry with the theme song and his annoying voice that I convinced Andrew to watch the Wonder Pets. That backfired. Those animals! Ming Ming's lisp! Its killing me! Its also my fault that I let him click "next episode" four times. Hey, someone needs to watch him as I'm making dinner and bouncing a baby on my motherly hips.

I'm slowly killing my poinsettia. I'm so eager for it not to die but its inevitable. I water it.... correction. I watered it once. The leaves keep falling. This is why we don't buy a real christmas tree. That and the pine needles falling. Ughhh. Who wants that.

Might I suggest you all spend a crazy $5 on a litre of the Kawartha lakes Egg Nog. Its liquid gold. Im pretty sure its pure cream in there. I have a litmus test for that which includes an hour on the ipad in my office.